April Fools

I grew up in a home that trained me pretty well to not believe a darn thing that happened or was said on April 1, so I'm still skeptical of anything unusual or "big" going on today. I'm sorry I don't believe that you actually are pregnant or are moving abroad and I'm shocked that I've tried both of those and have totally fooled people. And I think it's pretty funny to get away calling someone a fool even though I generally think that's not the nicest thing to say.

--that note would be for my little sister, Uncle Tina, who calls me a fool about 20xs every time we talk. Take that fool.

Instead of trying to get away with another scheme this year and try to trick all the super skeptics out there like myself, I'm going to give you a little guessing game:

Try to find out which one of the following is the April Fools joke:

A) We just found out part of our roof is totally rotten and has been leaking into our bath/bedroom and guest room.

B) Discovered girls clothes were soaked when I went to get them dressed to discover a leak from our old school pipe heating.

C) Realized from going through inspection reports that our house is actually 250 sq feet less than advertised because they included the garage--which is a significant difference when it comes time to sell.

D) We've had 6 contractors out so far from the roof to issues with Josh's office in the past week.

E) We won the lottery.